Starra

Starra's a weirdo. She's pushing 50, looks good for her age but she's on God knows what...when I saw her she wouldn't stop yapping and was so high she was on Pluto while I was down on earth. I showed up at her house, the one dump in a sea of immaculate white picket fenced ranch styled homes in an exclusive subdivision. She rents part of the house from two obvious drug dealers, I met them and they were actually quite friendly for low-life criminal pieces of shit. Starra's side of the house was basically a big bedroom efficiency with graffiti and gang-tags all over the walls, a giant big screen tv playing hardcore porn, and a framed picture of her "nana" looking over at us on the bedroom stand, as well as her cat. Not the best experience but can't complain. 

Damage - $ 
Holes - 2 
Ethnicity - German 
Issues - crystal meth 
Management - when I saw her it was her East Indian "husband", reportedly she's gone black now 
Chocolate lover - from Bombay to Nairobi she's been everywhere 
Bra size - DDD 
Grooming - shaved 
Underarm Smell Meter - none 
Shots on Goal - down the hatch 
Rating - ***

Starra's photo from circa 1988 when introduced to cocaine and earning college tuition dancing for dollar bills at the local tittie bar. She currently uses this photo to sucker whore mongers.

Starra's actual current photo circa 2012 after meth-amphetamines.