Rachael

Like Starra, Rachael's another weirdo...then again these are all women who have sex for either drug money or so they don't have to work so whose to label anyone weird in this profession? Her photo adverts she looks older and trashy...I'm in love! I don't get the Playboy bunny ears...I show up to her place she's actually 10x better looking in person, I told her so and it seemed to upset her. Ironically we both lived in the same small town for a while though neither of us recalled running into each other...she told me she suffers from social anxiety, so I guess she thinks the way to overcome it is by meeting complete strangers and letting them ejaculate on her face. 

Damage - $ 
Holes - 2 
Ethnicity - think she told me she was Cajun 
Issues - mental, possibly drugs 
Management - independent 
Chocolate lover - believe it or not, no 
Bra size - succulent 
Grooming - shaved 
Underarm Smell Meter - no detection 
Shots on Goal - she told me she prefers if I don't release in her mouth, so I got out and spewed all over her face 
Rating - ****1/2

Candy

Candy, not to be confused with the previous mentioned Candie was one of the more popular working girls in the area. I heard so much about her but didn't particularly go to see her as I'm not really into gingers, but the raving was endless and I had to take a test ride. I show up at her dumpy trailer, the inside is all decorated with vinyl record covers on the wall and lots of satanic and wicca shit. Conversing with her I realized thus far she is just about the only bonafide normal hooker I've met...no drugs, no pimps, just trying to make a few bucks in the shit economy. Had a great time with Candy, great head, good use of tongue and slurping every angle, if there was an Olympic event for cock suckers she'd win the gold. Unfortunately all she has is part of this month's rent for her dumpy trailer. Candy has since quit the biz, she is getting married, and is now pregnant and probably due anytime now...I heard from a buddy she's been fucking a few select "regulars" while her fiance' is at work. Reportedly this started after she had DirectTV hooked up to her dumpy trailer. 


Damage - $$ 
Holes - 2 
Ethnicity - Southern, claimed to be part Cherokee Indian but so does everyone else 
Issues - just a wiccan with no Judeo-Christian morals 
Management - independent 
Chocolate lover - considering she has a Confederate flag for a tramp stamp, I doubt it 
Bra size - huge and perfect 
Grooming - shaved 
Underarm Smell Meter - faint 
Shots on Goal - 1-0 me down the throat 
Rating - ****1/2

Rebecca

Next to Candie, Rebecca was the worst experience I have had. In fact she robbed me, that's the problem when you're doing something that technically you are not allowed to do. I show up at her notel, her face kind of reminds me of a grouper, big bulging eyes and liver bubble lips. Seemed like a nice girl...we discuss the "donation"...donated...she's sucking my dick...not bad not great. About 2 minutes into it the ghetto rap music she has playing is getting on my nerves, I asked her if she could put something else...it was then I said "you wouldn't like the music I listen to", I meant nothing by it, I thought I was making a joke...she took it as a slam to her. She went to text and then asked me to leave the room because they're delivering food...I didn't know at the time but I fell for the oldest trick in the book...when you're doing an incall, do not leave the room because you ain't getting back in. I'm waiting outside. I see what looks like some punk kid then go in her room, I then get a text from Rebecca thanking me for my time but she cannot finish. I replied she could give me back some of my green. She replied "no refunds". We proceeded to get into a war of words via text when her boyfriend comes out with an automatic blazing, fortunately like the typical whigga he was aiming sideways...(Note: to you "gangstas" out there from someone who has actual experience with firearms...it's impossible to hit a target firing like that, I'm not going to bother explaining a simple concept of physics to people who cannot even graduate an F rated public school in the hood but trust me on this)...still I peeled out of there and almost ran over a wino in the process. Reportedly Rebecca and her boo left town because they were scared of me...considering my only offense is a parking ticket I received...in 1994, I don't know what homeboy be scared of. 

Damage - $$ 
Holes - 1...for about 2 minutes 
Ethnicity - Puerto Rican 
Issues - pills, mental 
Management - another Slim Shady who's just imitating by having his girlfriend suck and fuck strange cocks so he doesn't have to work 
Chocolate lover - reportedly hardcore and notorious in Atlanta and DC areas 
Bra size - sagging pancake tits 
Grooming - peach fuzz 
Underarm Smell Meter - ripe 
Shots on Goal - unused...stocked in reserves    
Rating - NO STARS

Starra

Starra's a weirdo. She's pushing 50, looks good for her age but she's on God knows what...when I saw her she wouldn't stop yapping and was so high she was on Pluto while I was down on earth. I showed up at her house, the one dump in a sea of immaculate white picket fenced ranch styled homes in an exclusive subdivision. She rents part of the house from two obvious drug dealers, I met them and they were actually quite friendly for low-life criminal pieces of shit. Starra's side of the house was basically a big bedroom efficiency with graffiti and gang-tags all over the walls, a giant big screen tv playing hardcore porn, and a framed picture of her "nana" looking over at us on the bedroom stand, as well as her cat. Not the best experience but can't complain. 

Damage - $ 
Holes - 2 
Ethnicity - German 
Issues - crystal meth 
Management - when I saw her it was her East Indian "husband", reportedly she's gone black now 
Chocolate lover - from Bombay to Nairobi she's been everywhere 
Bra size - DDD 
Grooming - shaved 
Underarm Smell Meter - none 
Shots on Goal - down the hatch 
Rating - ***

Starra's photo from circa 1988 when introduced to cocaine and earning college tuition dancing for dollar bills at the local tittie bar. She currently uses this photo to sucker whore mongers.

Starra's actual current photo circa 2012 after meth-amphetamines. 

Candie aka Sweet Georgia Peach

Candie was not sweet at all. I had an overnight business meeting and called her over to my room. Her pictures looked good and she was rather affordable, so much so I actually gave her a big tip before we did anything. Then she arrived...her photos must have been taken in the 80s. Candie turned out to be a crack whore with internet access, she was so thin you could see her complete skeleton underneath her skin. Her teeth were black and twisted, I had to hold myself from gasping when I opened the door, but it didn't matter she walked past me smoking a cigarette and said "do you mind?", obviously I don't as you walked past me puffing away. This bitch was completely wired pacing frantically all over my room looking for something to hock for crack, the only thing of worth I had that wasn't well hidden was my camera which she picked up and looked at admirably, I could tell she had intention but there was no way she'd leave the room with my camera if I were in the room. Forgetting how much I left her, she noticed and took what was on the dresser. This woman was so hideous that once we started with a bj I couldn't get it up, she kept asking me in this horrific annoying Southern accent, "you gone nut yet?" over and over, stopping and pulling my pp out of her mouth, "you gone nut yet?", "you gone nut yet?"...I just wanted her out of the room, I decided to have her take off her clothes which I should not have done, and I took care of bizness while I made her do windmills...the sights of her rotten holes amid her see through tailbone and leg bones was horrid, I just could not muster a woody so for the first time in recorded history a male faked an orgasm. She threw a towel on me and told me to call her later. The encounter lasted about 15 minutes, I paid for an hour and tipped...lesson learned. I actually had a nightmares about skeleton lady for a few days after, no exaggeration... 

Damage - $$ 
Holes - 1 
Ethnicity - crackhead from planet Crackrock 
Issues - crack 
Management - big redneck driver 
Chocolate lover - probably not 
Bra size - non-existent 
Grooming - shaved 
Underarm Smell Meter - out of order 
Shots on Goal - complete miss  
Rating - NO STARS

Before Crack...

After Crack...

Update: Candie is now in prison serving a year...selling another kind of candy within 100 feet of an elementary school...and I ain't talking about her scrawny ass. 

Sassy

Sassy from Ireland was a rather lame experience. Before meeting up I noticed two African-American "gentlemen" observing me, one was clearly 1/2 white, and they started walking towards me as I was parking. A little too close for comfort I motioned to show them I am fully insured by Smith & Wesson, to which they backed off. When I met Sassy at her room I told her of what was going on and she told me not to worry.She tried up-charging me from the get-go and was all about rules rules rules...you can't do this, you can't do that...I told her "I guess anal is out of the question?" to which she said "it was extra $"...now this bitch didn't want my finger inside her twat but she had no problem with my penis up her ass? Unreal. After we finished she went behind the curtains and was texting in a fury, I assumed to the previously mentioned "gentlemen", I was out the door and she told me to go tell her "brother" to come to the room, I asked who was her brother...she said the "light-skinned African-American" as if surprised I didn't notice the "resemblance", needless to say I didn't meet nor cared about her brother and avoided what was a probable set up for robbery. 

Damage - $$$ 
Holes - 2, 3rd input extra 
Ethnicity - Irish immigrant, left poverty to America to find those gold paved streets...instead found a Motel 6 with weekly rates 
Issues - drugs, mental 
Management - 2 pimps, one of which supposedly her brother 
Chocolate lover - read review 
Bra size - ample 
Grooming - shaved 
Underarm Smell Meter - slight 
Shots on Goal - all over the bed spread, to which she panicked...probably had to take a beating from her "brother" and sugar daddy 
Rating - **1/2

Dee & Christy

Took a chance on Dee offering way less than what she was asking for, surprisingly not only did she accept but she had something to give me...Christy! So I ended up having my first menage a trois. I guess they needed their fixes that bad...needless to say it wasn't all that, not anything on their part though Christy's skills blew Dee's out of the water...pun intended, but myself having "attention deficit disorder" I found it hard to concentrate on two that I'd of preferred just having one.

Damage - $ 
Holes - Dee 2, Christy 3 
Ethnicity - white trash (both) 
Issues - drugs, mental 
Management - 2 pimps, one a middle aged East Indian and the other a high school kid in private school uniform somewhere around 16-18...I think the two may be a "couple" also 
Chocolate lover - prefers curry 
Bra size - Dee big and saggy, Christy b-cups 
Grooming - Dee shaved, Christy landing strip 
Underarm Smell Meter - Dee slight, Christy mild 
Shots on Goal - legs and inner thighs for both 
Rating - Dee *** good sloppy head but kind of spacey, Christy ***** went way out of the way despite Dee probably kept all if not most of it