Candie aka Sweet Georgia Peach

Candie was not sweet at all. I had an overnight business meeting and called her over to my room. Her pictures looked good and she was rather affordable, so much so I actually gave her a big tip before we did anything. Then she arrived...her photos must have been taken in the 80s. Candie turned out to be a crack whore with internet access, she was so thin you could see her complete skeleton underneath her skin. Her teeth were black and twisted, I had to hold myself from gasping when I opened the door, but it didn't matter she walked past me smoking a cigarette and said "do you mind?", obviously I don't as you walked past me puffing away. This bitch was completely wired pacing frantically all over my room looking for something to hock for crack, the only thing of worth I had that wasn't well hidden was my camera which she picked up and looked at admirably, I could tell she had intention but there was no way she'd leave the room with my camera if I were in the room. Forgetting how much I left her, she noticed and took what was on the dresser. This woman was so hideous that once we started with a bj I couldn't get it up, she kept asking me in this horrific annoying Southern accent, "you gone nut yet?" over and over, stopping and pulling my pp out of her mouth, "you gone nut yet?", "you gone nut yet?"...I just wanted her out of the room, I decided to have her take off her clothes which I should not have done, and I took care of bizness while I made her do windmills...the sights of her rotten holes amid her see through tailbone and leg bones was horrid, I just could not muster a woody so for the first time in recorded history a male faked an orgasm. She threw a towel on me and told me to call her later. The encounter lasted about 15 minutes, I paid for an hour and tipped...lesson learned. I actually had a nightmares about skeleton lady for a few days after, no exaggeration... 

Damage - $$ 
Holes - 1 
Ethnicity - crackhead from planet Crackrock 
Issues - crack 
Management - big redneck driver 
Chocolate lover - probably not 
Bra size - non-existent 
Grooming - shaved 
Underarm Smell Meter - out of order 
Shots on Goal - complete miss  
Rating - NO STARS

Before Crack...

After Crack...

Update: Candie is now in prison serving a year...selling another kind of candy within 100 feet of an elementary school...and I ain't talking about her scrawny ass.