Ever since the divorce I discovered the greatest invention since the internet...Backpage! Now rather than prowling the streets risking being arrested or taking out some broad and throwing away $300-400 on wining and dining all for a kiss on the cheek and an "I'll call you" that never happens I cut to the chase and kill two birds with one stone.
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Monday, October 14, 2013
Nicole/Nikkie/Charlotte/Lauren/Christina/Beverly
I don't know what this broad's name is it changes practically every time I see her. Only recently did I realize I'm dealing with a full blown multiple personality nutcase as the person she is changes almost as much as the name she uses. Still this is one of the best, depending on which person she is. Plus she has no teeth...don't knock it till you try it...
***ALERT*** "salad tosser"
Damage - $
Holes - all
Ethnicity - redneck
Issues - drugs, very mental, claims to be bi but that might be one of the personalities
Management - "husband" who is now in prison, she's looking for normal work now but that might be one of the personalities...come to think of it I'm not sure if the hubby exists
Chocolate lover - one of her personalities is the most vile racist this side of David Duke, but then another claims to have 1/2 black children...up in the air
Bra size - droopy deflated A-cups
Grooming - shaved
Underarm Smell Meter - reeking
Shots on Goal - everywhere imaginable
Rating - *****
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