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Monday, October 14, 2013

Nicole/Nikkie/Charlotte/Lauren/Christina/Beverly


I don't know what this broad's name is it changes practically every time I see her. Only recently did I realize I'm dealing with a full blown multiple personality nutcase as the person she is changes almost as much as the name she uses. Still this is one of the best, depending on which person she is. Plus she has no teeth...don't knock it till you try it... 

***ALERT*** "salad tosser" 

Damage - $ 
Holes - all 
Ethnicity - redneck 
Issues - drugs, very mental, claims to be bi but that might be one of the personalities 
Management - "husband" who is now in prison, she's looking for normal work now but that might be one of the personalities...come to think of it I'm not sure if the hubby exists 
Chocolate lover - one of her personalities is the most vile racist this side of David Duke, but then another claims to have 1/2 black children...up in the air 
Bra size - droopy deflated A-cups 
Grooming - shaved 
Underarm Smell Meter - reeking 
Shots on Goal - everywhere imaginable  
Rating - *****






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