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Sunday, October 13, 2013
Amber
Amber gave me one of the best bjs I ever had in my life, for any ladies reading this if you want to keep your hubbys two words...pierce your tongue! Despite this Amber has probably the most foul, atrocious smelling twat I've ever been around...now I don't muff dive but I couldn't help notice because it was reeking, but she more than made up for it. Unfortunately from what I hear she's quit the biz and moved back to Boston to be a loving and faithful mother to the babies her parents walk on the other side of the street so people won't think they're related.
Damage - $$
Holes - 2
Ethnicity - Portugese/Italian
Issues - drugs
Management - pimp
Chocolate lover - she has a "Keeshawn" tattoo on her neck
Bra size - small handful
Grooming - 3 o'clock shadow
Underarm Smell Meter - mild
Shots on Goal - face
Rating - *****
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